“SO MUCH

ICE ON

MY TEETH,

THEY SHOULD

CALL ME

ICEY TEETH”

-GORILLA ZOE

illseed.com encourages you to add your wack lyrics of 2008 to this post.

Has Hip-Hop been hijacked by the free masons? A couple big time conspiracy theorists make a compelling argument.

This stopped me from sleeping this weekend…but the “Hey Ya” version was pretty good.

Whatever you say about the candidates, one thing isn’t up for debate… McCain BE OLD. Original hip hop track by Jelly D.

Sesame Street will never been the same.

Cookie Monster dumbs out. This goes hard.

More ill emcees on Sesame Street after the jump:

Glover goes in…lmao

Too Ernie, Too Short for a shower.

Ok, this is the last one. Elmo’s throws down on the court.

Here are some dope Hip-Hop oriented Barack Shirts that aren’t like “Obama is my homeboy”…Check them out. To see more, just click the image.

“Barak Obama Is An Emcee” (Guys)

“Barak Obama Is An Emcee” (Girls)

“Barack Obama is Hip-Hop” (ladies pink)

“We are the Ones we have been waiting for”

“Obama” – White Tee

“We are the Ones…” (Earthy Version)

Believe it or not, this dude is an emcee.

Sorta…

You think?

The Wake Up Show?

I hear a lil’ KRS-One…

Hip-Hop knows no bounds so when I heard there was a b-boy that had adopted the ways of Japan and become a country singer, I was interested. Meet Jero, the first Black Country Music Singer of Japan! I’d be a Ronin if I was in Japan, for sure. What Jero actually does is called Enka and his new single debuted at #4 on the charts, a historic event.

Here is more info on Jero:

JERO (ジェロ) is an American (Pittsburgh) born enka singer, and the first black enka singer. Interestingly, despite singing enka music he still has the outward appearance of being a hip-hop artist. His Japanese grandmother got him interested in enka music from a young age. He enrolled in the University of Pittsburgh, majoring in information science, and graduated in 2003. During this time, he went on a three month exchange to a university in Kansai, and during his stay was when he decided he would become an enka singer. After graduating, he returned to Japan. In his spare time he appeared on NHK singing programs, and won many karaoke competitions, which is what caught the eye of Victor and got him scouted. Finally in February 2008 he debuts with the single Umiyuki. 

How about that love thing? Happy Valentine’s Day!

“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

8Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. 9For we know in part and we prophesy in part, 10but when perfection comes, the imperfect disappears. 11When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me. 12Now we see but a poor reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.”