My god. She needs to go to the MC Hammer school of dance. Falling all over the place like that…SMH.

When trees start growing clear through your old car…not good. They call this one “Nature’s Revenge.” We call it “Epic Tree Fail.”

More Fail, please!

G.W. Bush: Illseed’s Person of the Year

By illseed

Once again, illseed picks the “Illseed Person of the Year.”

That person is none other than G.W. Bush, the 43^rd President of the United States of America.

Yes.

I won’t be long with this dissertation, but I have thought long and hard about this decision.

As you know, most publications such as Time and Ebony have deemed the history-making Barack Obama as their Person of the Year. And, guess what? They are absolutely correct, because Obama is the a phenomenon most of us never thought we’d see in our lifetime. But the Illseed Person of the Year defies convention, as you may have realized over the years.

G.W. Bush is the Person of the Year, according to illseed.

Why? Here is why.

First of all, Bush’s screwed up, two-term presidency created the dire conditions that softened the nation to Barack Obama’s incredible message of “Change.” Without the stench of the last eight years, there is no real reason for an Obama-type, a harbinger of revolution. Even Obama recognized that he was amidst a perfect storm that presented circumstances that would never present themselves again. That’s why Obama ran when others told him to wait!

Dubya must be commended for putting John McCain, O’s opposition, in a ditch before he could even start to campaign for the highest position in the nation. A few years ago, Bush decimated McCain with the help of Karl Rove (also known affectionately as “Bush’s Brain”) and then McCain thought being down with Bush was a redeeming career trait. Not. So Bush is the primary reason the war vet was dusted off by Obama, aside from his own screw-up’s like picking Sarah Palin as his running mate and failing to create a cohesive campaign message.

Bush helped bring the nation together as much as he helped to divide it. By the end of the eight years…we were unified as hell, by and large. Some people took their blinders off and gave “change” a shot. Others let got of old baggage and assumed more forward-thinking notions.

Here is a notion you probably haven’t heard from illseed. I actually think G.W. Bush is probably a riot, fun sort of guy outside of mismanaging the nation. I mean, dude is too funny! Obviously the comedians have had a ball for the duration of his dictatorship, but if you want endless entertainment, just look at footage of Bush. Take the reaction to the shoe-throwing incident at the hands of an Iraqi journalist. “All I can report is it is a size 10,” he said as a joke. Classic reply, admit it. If only I went to college with Bush and he was the life of the party…not the president.

Question: Have you ever been tortured? I have in different ways and that’s not a play on the improprieties of some of our military men. Let it be known that there is no greater relief than when the torture stops. In fact, when the pain does stop, the torturee (yes, torturee) tends to thank the torturer for ending the agony. I think of Katrina. I think of September 11. I think of the war in Iraq, which Bush admitted he wasn’t ready for. I think of the present economic crisis, which has fallen on his watch. This is why G.W. Bush gets the nod as the “Illseed Person of the Year!” The torture has stopped!

Thanks, Dubya!

George Bush now joins the ranks of the honorable Will Smith, the legendary MC Hammer and others, who I admire. Like them, he’ll never be forgotten. Unlike them, he’ll be remembered all the wrong reasons.

“And President Bush so hated/ He went to Iraq and almost got a-shoe-sinated.” – Skillz, rap artist.

Epilogue: I admit the true person of the year is Barack Obama, but nobody is really giving Bush the credit he deserves for creating the climate for this to occur. Thanks, duder.

Reporters report the news, but what happens when they become the news? Report this!

Rick Ross should have been one of the Epic Fails of the year. He should have been banned from the game by the streets, but he overcame with ease. As we all know, Ross’ past crept up on him and it was confirmed by The Smoking Gun that the Floridian used to be a correctional officer in his former life. The public out cry was great and yet, Ross ignored it all and kept putting out music. This is reminiscent of Lil’ Wayne kissing his “father” Baby in the mouth.

All the questions stopped when this happened:

Ross and his boys allegedly beat DJ Vlad down for asking a question related to being a correctional officer. Bong!

Anyway, Ross was a C.O. and nobody is going to do s**t!!!!!!

This is such a fail! Can’t speak and gets knocked out! “Load Lage?” LOL!

Spotted at KnockoutNation.com.

2008 was a crazy year. The whole Black president thing was something a lot of people never thought they would ever witness. Then, there was Death Row menace Suge Knight. He got knocked the F out in 2008. This was the other even that we thought we would never bear witness to. But it did happen and millions of people rejoiced. On top of it all, the man that did knock Suge out lived to tell the tale, which is remarkable.

Here is the man that did it and he was pretty brazen about being the Knockout Kid.

The full story never did really come out. Hmmmmmmmm…

The era of Freaknic is over so why is this man trying to reincarnate the good ol’ days? Well, falling out of a convertible isn’t hot, even in Miami. Check out this Fail.

Fail.