My god. She needs to go to the MC Hammer school of dance. Falling all over the place like that…SMH.

This is such a fail! Can’t speak and gets knocked out! “Load Lage?” LOL!

Spotted at KnockoutNation.com.

The autotune craze was totally out of control this year, but the artist kept using it. There was only one poster child of the madness. So, Kanye West does Saturday Night Live in December he had a mishap that rippled across the nation. When the pitch-correcting technology failed Kanye West, it exposed the weakness of his singing voice as well as flaws in such tremendous reliance on technology.

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By illseed for Illseed News

(Illseed News) PORT ST. LUCIE – A man punched and kicked his wife when she asked to smell his penis.

The 37-year-old woman thought her 25-year-old husband was cheating on her with another woman and when she requested to get a whiff of the bozack in question, he pummeled her in a fit of rage.

Now, police seek to arrest the man, according to a Wednesday report.

The 37-year-old victim said he punched her face, kicked her arms and legs in anger on Monday night. The man wanted to take a leak and when he pulled out, she decided to ask to smell it.

Before he could respond, she moved her head to smell the Johnson. The husband then hit her in the mouth with his fist. He then kicked her when she was down on the bathroom floor.

Like a true coward, he fled the scene after committing the crime. After the police took pictures of her wounds, the wife decided she didn’t want to go on with the arrest.

Apparently, she didn’t want to deal with the prospect of having a cheating spouse in jail like a lot of women these days.

Illseed editor’s note: This skeezer Riskay has polluted people’s minds and done got a woman beat up! And the man was totally wrong. He should have complied with the request, but tried to get some. If you can tolerate it, listen to “Smell Yo’ D**k” by Riskay to hear the inspiration for this mess.

Tow truck drivers have had their day and the people are not going to take it any more! See what a Shanghai woman does with her Chinese Chevrolet Captiva. OWNED!

Fails happen daily.  We all fail. Here are some of them…and its not pretty.