Illseed Blog » epic fail http://illseed.com The Home of the Global Basketcase Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:06:00 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/0403027cb9a71726a3ef415db6fcd586?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Illseed Blog » epic fail http://illseed.com EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY http://illseed.com/2009/07/14/epic-fail-of-the-day-3/ http://illseed.com/2009/07/14/epic-fail-of-the-day-3/#comments Tue, 14 Jul 2009 03:10:32 +0000 illseed http://illseed.com/?p=1551 ]]>

Peep this from the UK Sun by way of Bossip.com:

A woman is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant – from using the swimming pool. Magdalena Kwiatkowska’s 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby. Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel’s mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel

A travel industry source said: “The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there. “She is determined to go ahead with the case.” Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

FAIL!

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This assumptively (that’s not a word) gay man is such a bad singer, he needs to be on American Idol’s first few shows. This would give Simon something to get rap his warped brain around. Anyway, Check it.His name is Khamphan Xiong, but most people call him Kham. I call him Lil’ Fun Fail. But, I’m not hating.


]]> http://illseed.com/2009/03/17/epic-fail-of-the-day-2/feed/ 2 illseed A 12-HOUR ORGY! A BOTTLE OF VIAGRA. A DEAD AT 28. http://illseed.com/2009/02/27/a-12-hour-orgy-a-bottle-of-viagra-a-dead-at-28/ http://illseed.com/2009/02/27/a-12-hour-orgy-a-bottle-of-viagra-a-dead-at-28/#comments Fri, 27 Feb 2009 06:37:09 +0000 illseed http://illseed.com/?p=1331 ]]>

[Illseed.com News] Dying while having sex isn’t the worst way to day, but one hot and randy Russian probably could have prolonged his life with a bit of thinking.

The man died after he digested a bottle of Viagra pills so that he could perform during a 12-hour orgy – with two women.

Sergey Tuganov did I all for a bet.

The women bet him a large sum of money that he couldn’t satisfy them both sexually for 12 hours straight.

Well, Tuganov actually won the bet, but before he was able to enjoy the victory, he died.

A mere minutes after winning the sex-a-thon, the man died of a massive heart attack.

He was a mere 28-year-old man.

One of the woman said that they called the Moscow police, but it was took late. He expired.

-By illseed

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My god. She needs to go to the MC Hammer school of dance. Falling all over the place like that…SMH.

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There is bad and there is bad fail. This rapper is appropriately named Catastrophe and that’s what this song is. But, in the annals of Nerdcore, he might be the King of Hip-Hop!

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When trees start growing clear through your old car…not good. They call this one “Nature’s Revenge.” We call it “Epic Tree Fail.”

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More Fail, please!

]]> http://illseed.com/2009/01/05/some-more-fail/feed/ 0 illseed REPORTER FAIL: REPORTERS GET OWNED http://illseed.com/2008/12/31/reporter-fail-reporters-get-owned/ http://illseed.com/2008/12/31/reporter-fail-reporters-get-owned/#comments Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:01:30 +0000 illseed http://illseed.com/?p=1057 ]]>

Reporters report the news, but what happens when they become the news? Report this!

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Rick Ross should have been one of the Epic Fails of the year. He should have been banned from the game by the streets, but he overcame with ease. As we all know, Ross’ past crept up on him and it was confirmed by The Smoking Gun that the Floridian used to be a correctional officer in his former life. The public out cry was great and yet, Ross ignored it all and kept putting out music. This is reminiscent of Lil’ Wayne kissing his “father” Baby in the mouth.

All the questions stopped when this happened:

Ross and his boys allegedly beat DJ Vlad down for asking a question related to being a correctional officer. Bong!

Anyway, Ross was a C.O. and nobody is going to do s**t!!!!!!

]]> http://illseed.com/2008/12/29/2008-rick-ross-epic-winner-of-the-year/feed/ 5 illseed EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY: ROAD RAGE AND “LOAD LAGE” http://illseed.com/2008/12/27/epic-fail-of-the-day-road-rage-and-load-lage/ http://illseed.com/2008/12/27/epic-fail-of-the-day-road-rage-and-load-lage/#comments Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:47:57 +0000 illseed http://illseed.com/?p=1051 ]]>

This is such a fail! Can’t speak and gets knocked out! “Load Lage?” LOL!

Spotted at KnockoutNation.com.

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