Welllllll What do we have here?! I got a tip from a “friend.” I like to call my sources friends. Anyway, Kat Stacks is back in the media. You can best believe if she gets back in the good graces of the world, she’s going to be all over somebody’s reality show or something. Anyway, she recently asked President Obama if he could help her with staying in the States, avoiding deportation to her native Venezuela.
Well, if the Obama thingy doesn’t work out, which it won’t, Kat has a plan B, am told. She reportedly found a U.S. citizen that is willing to marry her. Now, her mother and Kat have been feverishly looking for somebody to marry her already and they found him. A dude named DJ Lucky is, according to my sources, the person that is willing to marry Kat Stacks and allow her to remain in the United States.
What do you think of this turn of events? Could this be the beginning of the end of society as we know it?
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