The Cult of Snuggie
(Illseed Editorial) The Snuggie is the most evil, vile thing every mass-produced. This thing is a blanket with some damn sleeves in it. According to reports, the Snuggie has sold over 4 million units and has a backlog of orders. Why? Why? Why? Nobody knows, but all with a rational brain know this thing is wicked and it must be stopped. It looks like a monks’ uniform, but when you get more that three Snuggie wearers in one place…CULT. Sadly, they continue to sell. If you get cold, put on a sweater and some socks. A blanket is still a good thing to generate heat.
Epilogue: ever notice why they never show the back of a Snuggie? Why? The damn thing is an open back! And it’s pointless. Join the CULT OF SNUGGIE…IF YOU DARE.
-illseed
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LMAO dude this shit is hilarious…. thank you for the early morning laugh… – Rahim (twitter.com/vladtv_staff)
Hail To The Allmighty Snuggie!!!
“my snuggie(7x)
she say she like
my snuggie, I’m fresh(3x)
YEP!! Fly then a mu’f*c*a”
ain’t this just a robe you wear backwards?
this must be the next best thing since wearing your hat backwards.
Oh-Sh*t!
What is that guy doing on my couch
LMAO! i thought this was the most ridiculous thing in the world! i throw on my TSU hoodie and use my wool throw to warm up… i never get frustrated when i have to uncover my hands to go for something!
i need to create something crazy that can sell a million units!
this thing is worse than that walkman that lets you hear a coach giving plays to his football team!
just go an buy a 10 xl hoodie n be e z
Proud member of Snuggie since 2009.
@illseed
No disrespect but only you would think that, why cant it just be a new way of relaxing instead of having to be something about a colt. I would like to have one of those i mean falling asleep and that and waking up not having to worry about your blanket being on the floor and have to get up to get it lol….pretty convient
the snuggies scare me too… help.
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@maurice
stop sleepin wild lol
@R.Watts
Man S**t happens lol
You are so funny! Brilliant! What joy, Thanks
*turns around slowly with my snuggie on to make sure i don’t trip and walks out this blog*
This is the most hideous thing on the market since the invention of the Croc. Hopefully no one is combinging the two…..ugh.
of course it has an open back…
it’s a BLANKET.
u make it seem like it’s so horrible??
Are people honestly not spart enough to just use a normal blanket? That’s my question…
Wow…and then I spelled smart with a “P”…such an idiot…
Hey buddy,
The snuggie is sh*t. It’s cheaply made and has really thin fleece. It’s basically for the Walmart crowd.
The pic you have is from the original Slanket. I own the Slanket and its actually a good blanket, and its an ‘merican company so don’t hate on it. If you are seriously going to crack on something get your facts and pics right.
Dude i the commercial at the game looks like the lamest / gayest husband in history. If my wife bought me one of these I’d choke her for playin with my manhood. They look like the druids.
Those things are completely hilarious!
This should have been the real commercial:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1897842
ho! Goooooood !
Sadly enough you may have a point! On the screen before you hit play you see the fire in the polygon which is a formation of the hexagram, associated as a satanic symbol….. hidden in plain sight! Could this be the reason it is such a “cult” phenomenon?
After all, you “embody” yourself in a robe. Could this be a way to “possess” you…. hmm.
You’re writing is terrible uneducated and written like that of a 12 year old. Fix it up…
*Your…
shit
man… those snuggies are terrible. i was walking by the newsstand couple days ago and saw usa today did a story on them called the secret world of snuggies… didnt read it you know… but i am sure they were referring to this “cult fashion” you’re referring to… ha. oh, snuggies! why!?
I think they use subliminal messages in their commercials. I couldn’t agree with you more, yet, I almost bought one the other night… almost…
Thanks for the wake-up call!
MommyWizdom
normal people either -
man up and turn up the damned thermostat!
or
put on a NORMAL blanket (unless you’re seriously retarded, it’s not that hard to keep a blanket on!
or
put on a damned extra t shirt and a pair of sweatpants
or
some combination of the above three suggestions!
Who the hell would want this horrible looking product? You look like a total doofus when you wear it – and every minute you keep it on causes you to lose an IQ point and 1,000 brain cells!
Only white people would do something like this, but hey if your cold your cold i bet it sales.
Everything about the snuggie is wrong… regression into a romper suit my friends. Nearly as bad as the ubiquitous Ugg boots in the Uk.
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Makes a great christmas gift!
ok never herd of it but it is a horrible as u say lol, but its not as bad as the cash for gold..u seen the comercial wit broke ass mc hammer the way our economy is ppl gonna be punchin ppls gold teeth out to get a few dollas..Smh
Holy hell that guy on the couch looks like a weirdo cultist.
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Sorry…@$14.99 @ bed bath and beyond i have to join….DAh.g.rama(word to martin)