GOT PARENTS? : Ill Kids Get Their Swerve On!

Two kids in God-knows-where were caught on camera making out in the streets. Where were the adults? Is this like “Kid Nation” or something? I can’t even imagine what they are doing in the second-to-last picture. When he calls her “baby,” he really means it! See all the pictures after the jump!

This evokes the song “Babies Are Having Babies” by Terry Tate.

60 Comments

  1. Yo Illseed, signature hilarity.

    And big props on throwing us on the blogroll! We did likewise for your new spot.

    Peace!

  2. [...] This could be captioned: GOT PARENTS? (See all the deplorable pictures at my blog.) [...]

  3. That is how I used to get down when I was lil.

  4. LMAO @ Kid Nation!!!

  5. This shit is mad funny. I’m tryin to stop to laugh, but just the picture is way too funny. lmfaooooooo… rolf… rolf…

  6. Is those pictures staged or real? Hard to imagine no one else on this street but them in daylight!!! Come on!!! Was he smashing with his pants down?

  7. I said this on another site too but please tell me those are adult midgets. Pleaaaaaseee.

  8. [...] homie Illseed has some photographs of two little ass kids getting their freak on on the streets. Making out and [...]

  9. photoshop

  10. what freak was taking the time to take pixs?

  11. THIS IS NOT CUTE, NOR IS IT FUNNY….

    JUST PLAIN NOT IMPRESSED!!!

  12. this shit is upsetting to look at i dont think thisi is cool i would whoop the living shit out of those kids if i was passing by they dont have to be mine!

  13. LMAO!! Must be staged surely – if not, these kids are watching too much adult TV!

  14. Who’d they learn that from?

  15. I will beat the dog pound bullshit out of my kid if i caught them being nasty in the streets like that at such a young age. What happened to sesame street and Barney, where the fuck are their parents. They had to learn this shit from some one, maybe one of them was molested.

  16. This is like child porn and should not have even been posted i will pray for these poor children

  17. makes me sick how you people are so fuckin immoral.

  18. wtf… the last 2 had me.

  19. somewhere overseas the graffiti is in chinese

  20. First of all I am so honored that you put The Beatniks on the blog roll!! THANK YOU!

  21. this is not funny or cute this is gross

    homeboy wtf is wrong with yall this is not hip hop
    faggotz

  22. Damn, these kids getting more action than me. I have one question though. What exactly was she doing she she was down on her knees.

    No wonder China has over two billion people!!!

  23. Somebody needs to whoop their little ass’s…

  24. You are about to witness the strength of street knowledge!

    http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=hfu_icbaQQA

  25. This post shows some pretty disgusting stuff. Where the hell were the parents of those kids?

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  26. Fuck! Even those little kids get more action than me! Damn!

    That is pretty funny though. ROFL. They are gettin’ it ON.

    weird.

  27. plz tell me theyre midgets

  28. WTF! I don’t know whether to laugh or cry! The sad thing is I was doin worse at that age, but not in the street….man, look what our world is coming too…GOT PARENTS?

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  30. too much television…kids growin up too damn fast.

  31. Yo man this is straight comedy, lol , good blog, definitely feelin it.

  32. I work in a local newsroom here in Toronto aside from being
    > a professional blogger. I just wanted to notify you that these
    > pictures are part of a child porn crackdown here in Southern Ontario.
    > The kids went on to have sex on tape later while an adult was
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    a
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  33. Sounds like a few people need to remember what it’s like being a child, and also that they do things differently in other countries.

  34. Damn, what is our world coming too. I swear if I saw my son or daughter doing some mess like that, I swear, it’s lights out for them. They will straight up be in a body bag. What the hell is society coming too. I agree Illseed, we are truly living in the last days, the world is coming to an end.

  35. this is SAD and PATHETIC .. who ever took these images is even more SAD and PATHETIC for NOT doing something about it!!! It’s sad what the world has come to ..

  36. damnnnn .. they’re getting it in .. lol .. simply disturbiing and sad though ..

  37. WOW WOW WOW .. this is extremely SAD and PATHETIC .. and what’s even more pathetic is the person who took these images and didn’t bother to do anything about it .. what the world has come to .. simply SAD!!!

  38. don’t discriminate.. those are midgets!

  39. Oh, snap! This is awkwardly amusing.

  40. [...] I saw this on the front page and I don’t know if it’s funny or awful. I loled. This pic isn’t too terrible but there’s plenty more to see over at Illseed’s blog. [...]

  41. I think this is sick!!!! Whoever took the photos should have their head examined!!!!

  42. I felt like throwing up. I am a parent of two children under 10 and it is obvious they have been taught this by some adult.

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  44. kewl :D

  45. Oh dear! What is this world coming to!?

  46. this is very disturbing. i guess i’m pretty shocked. i’m pretty speechless right now.

  47. The parents of these kids? Like Jesus Christ said, hang ten-ton concrete on their neck and throw them in the Atlantic. And when they meet their creator, they´re in for worse.
    Lord have mercy on them four parents!!!

  48. This is a child pornographer’s wet dream. You should be ashamed of yourself for posting these pictures of these poor children.

  49. I would not have posted the pics. They’re disturbing. But great blog otherwise.

  50. thats is sickening i really think you should takethem down, just deplorable

  51. fuckin’ disgusting, especially for whoever took the pic
    s…….

  52. Yo-I first read about this on a GlobalGrind.com blog–all I have to say is that if this is real we are gonna have to start passing out the birth control in elementary schools–this is sad, but hopefully people will wake up

    oh yea and LMAO re: the babies having babies refernce–I was JUST singing that song the other day . . .

    Luv u illseed–ur the only dude who makes me wanna comment in the blogesphere :)

  53. [...] To An End | Tags: illseed, Signs The World Is Coming To An End This is almost as bad as the “little kids making out in the street” [...]

  54. I would freaking kick those children.

    wtf mayte.

  55. Maybe im sick but its kinda cute. Definitly induced an Awwww from me. :]
    And honestly, its kissing. You don’t even know if they got toungue action in there. Reminds me of myself. Its not that bad.

  56. i dont know whether to laugh and be very very VERY concerned……..wow…..just wow…

  57. should go under signs the world is coming to an end

  58. [...] This is beyond funny, one of my friends sent this to me because I share the namesake of one of the culprits. So cute…almost as cute as these kids… [...]

  59. Oh my gosh. You people calling this ‘child porn’ are RIDICULOUS and it is only a sign of your own SICK MINDS.

    Do you not remember what it was like to be a kid and run around on a play ground and be held down while a boy or girl kissed you? We did these kinds of things when we were kids in my school ALL THE TIME. We kissed because we saw adults do it, and we knew only that it was a sign of affection. We didn’t know what sex WAS, and it was INNOCENT and a way of expressing a CHILDISH CRUSH.

    You people need to get over it. YOU are the SICKOS – NOT the kids.

    THESE ARE CHILDREN, and this is CUTE and ADORABLE.

    NOT sexual.

    YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK for even taking something this cute and twisting it with your own dirty minds.

  60. btw – they are in china, judging by the graffti – and this is probably security camera footage, NOT some adult taking pictures.

    In china 14 is the legal age of consent… Now all you puritanical americans can get your panties in a bunch over THAT.


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